Reality Bites

Reality Bites has been my absolute favorite movie since it came out circa 1994. I love everything about it but didn’t expect my reality to continue to bite 17 years later. I am making $3.75/hour more than I made in 1994. Um, what? That is absolutely insane and currently is the center of my world. Sadly that means I’m not making $400 per week though. 🙂

As a tribute to my favorite movie, ….

– I do have a psychic partner. I have now taken to reading my horoscope every morning before getting out of bed.

– I love spending time with an adorable boy name Troy.

– Planet of the Apes truly freaks me out.

– I still cannot add 85 and 45 in my head.

– I am proud that the Columbia Record & Tape Company is no longer after me.

I probably have more similarities but these stick out in my head. The important thing to take from this is that no matter what happens, the answer is ALWAYS, pizza.